Sunday, September 23, 2007

Hitman (2007)

Timothy Olyphant looks kind of ridiculous bald. If there was ever a movie for Vin Diesel - this is it. I would also have accepted Jason Statham. Still, maybe Olyphant will bring something here beyond your extremely typical action movie - but it doesn't look like it.

This is a fairly standard action film trailer, with a bit of a French touch to it. We have an action montage complete with choir music - classy (not really). We've also got a plot that seems like a cross between Hellboy and Virtuosity. We'll hope for Hellboy, we'll settle for Virtuosity, we'll probably get neither - this is a videogame movie after all. Shouldn't Uwe Boll be directing?

The Following Trailer Has Been Disapproved Of.




Higher-Res Trailer

Release: November 21, 2007

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